Joke Of The Week…

Yep, here it is the carefully chosen JOTW! (Joke Of The Week…duh!)

Anyway, here it is -

The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They
were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two
shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by
themselves.The lad asked, “What is this, father?”The father
(having never seen an elevator) responded, “I have no idea what
it is.”While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an
old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and
pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between
them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his
father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.The walls
opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman
stepped out.The father looked at his son anxiously and said, “Go
get your mother.”

 

Lol, that made me laugh, I like that joke, in other news, I don’t think anyone reads this, if you do, please comment…:)

Second Day…

Okay, this is the second day of me posting on my blog, yay! Lol.

Anyway, here’s a joke for you…

 

A Medical Problem

An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. “I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they’re soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I’ve been here, I’ve farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?”

“Here’s a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week.”

Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson’s office. “Doctor, I don’t know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I’m farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?”

“Calm down, Mrs. Harris,” said the doctor soothingly. “Now that we’ve fixed your sinuses, we’ll work on your hearing!!!”

 

Lol, I like that joke, tomorrow I’m going to post the joke of the week, that was just a sample.

~Bee_Keeper0

Welcome And Stuff…

Hey there, this is a new blog, and anyone reading this, I would just like to welcome you all.

Anyway, this is made for no real purpose, only to provide information about RuneScape updates, and other daily events…

So anyway, thats about it for now, I will be doing a Joke of the Week, so stick around to see it.

Well, that’s all for now, so, goodbye for now, I’ll post as often as possible…

~Bee_Keeper0